For Humor

I always bring this up in twitter a lot and most of those who follow me, know that I am a bit annoyed with my Mother-in-Law who I refer to the M-I-L, well last week I found a number of M-I-L jokes and some of them were sooo funny that I thought that I would share them here as well:

Q:  What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL?
A:  Sir, we were able to save her!

Q:  What is the ideal weight for a MIL?
A:  About 2.3lbs, including the urn.

Q:  What do you do if you miss your MIL??
A:  RELOAD, AND TRY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What should you do if you see your Mother-In-Law rolling around in pain on the ground?
A: Shoot her again.

Q:  What’s the difference between a catfish and a MIL?
A:  One’s a scum sucking bottom dweller, and the other one is a fish!

Q:  Why do they bury mothers-in-law 18 feet down, when everyone else is buried 6 feet down?
A:  Because, deep down, they really are very nice people.

Q:  Why would you rather deal with a vicious dog than your mother-in-law?
A:  A vicious dog eventually lets go!

Q:  Why did my mother-in-law cross the road?
A:  I don’t know, but it was an ugly site.

My MIL said to me, “I’ll dance on your grave.”  I said, “I hope you do.  I’m being buried at sea.”